HELL INC. Headquarters

This is the hub of command here in Hell. The infamous HELL INC. Headquarters is the location of the central offices of Hell, and all the decisions and commands are spewed forth from inside these walls. Whenever you hear people refer to "the pits of Hell" this is the place they are really refering to. Notice the Pond of Fire in the center court; the Lake of Fire has always been such an inspiration and spiritual motivator here in Hell that a smaller versoin was placed at the headquarters to boost morale and increase productivity. After all, the whole concept of Human Resources that is so widely used in business today was originated right here in Hell.

Now, everyone knows that Hell is ruled by Lucifer, the Fallen Angel, otherwise known as Satan, in addition to about a thousand other names around the world and throughout history. Around here we just call him the Boss. But what is not widely known is that Lucifer has turned over his command to a Board of Directors, and while he still indulges in his evil games and plots against man, he no longer concerns himself with the affair of running Hell itself. He has much more important matters to tend to with the coming Apocolypse and all.

Our Board of Directors is headed by our CEO, his second in command--the Executive Secretary and our Public Relations Officers Click on the links to learn more about these men and what it is they do here in Hell.